My G33k Friend

I once had a friend whose best friends were aliens. My friend cant remember where is hometown is but he knows at least 4000 planets in the universe. He cant speak Yoruba but C++, .NET,Java, Elvish etc are the best languages ever.

I typed ai(alright), he said Artificial Intelligence, I told him I'll BRB, he called the Biometric Research Board(BRB) to ask after me. I told him I was cooler than him, my friend brought out his thermometer.
My Sister hung a DND sign on her door, he asked what kinda of firewall we were running, my sister was lyk duh!, he asked me if she stammers!

His girlfriend saw his dirty socks and shouted eeeew, he asked her where she saw a female sheep(EWE), I told him I dont give a fuck, He said " me too, I am still a virgin", Dude dt's nt wot I meant, I am gardener u know and ur sister is my hoe, he advised me to get a tractor.

Friend: Bambam, I've been seeind dis word 4 a while, wot is d meaning of IDK
Me: I dont Know
Friend: Nobody seems to know... I think I would ask the Jedi Masters
Me: k
Friend: What has potassium got to do with this?
Me: ehn...kmt jor
Friend: I dont understand you again o, Kinetic Molecular Technology????
Me: ah....I cant help but LOL
Friend: It is a lie, you play league of Legends?
Me: wot??????...lwkmd for here o
Friend: lwkmd, they are all consonants are you sure it's a dictionary word, maybe it's in the scrabble dictionary sha

I almost choked while laughing, so we would have to continue later....

To be continued.....

HOPE

Even tho it is not in sight
I am positive, the future is bright,
Its not by my power not nor by my might
It is Jah, who would win the Fight

Groping in this Darkness, I need His light
Shining in my path, as I make it through the Heights
Tho the weeping may endure for a night
His joy would come in d morning, as I fly my Kite

Tractors, Trees and Ploughs, All you see is a messed up site,
yea, those r my estates, You are welcome to the Bight of Bambam
Tho the story now would barely take 5minutes to write
The Biography would be in excess of Petabytes

Onward xtian soldiers Marching, Left Right, Left Right
Our sweat and strength we give, even out widows mite
Helpless & Hungry, Mosquitoes feed fat on us after each bite
But our Hope is golden, By the Grace of God it would all be Right

P.S. You are wearing my watch coz it's my Time