Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A g33k's Love Letter

#include (chocolates)

Imports Roses.*;

Imports Music.Jazz.*;

Class Love($babe)

{

They say love is as simple as a,b,C

but the love I got 4 u is complicated, double it lyk C++,

so many PHPs, dey r d Player Hating Peeps,

*yimu* notin for dem jor, their bullshit is cascading lyk CSS.

You are my gem of inestimable Value; my PERL(pearl),

I'm tougher than diamonds, stop putting d RUBY ON RAILS,

got more ADD-ONs than FIREFOX, viagra has no shit on me.

Sipping on my starbucks coz my game tighter than JAVA.

Please tell Alicia to use the right key, C#(Csharp)

Tell my baby she is the one, the only language my MACHINE undastands

I am tired of playing, I am droppin my PAD, no more ADAs in my lyf.

Honey, the truth you see is Basic (VISUAL BASIC)

Whether na One Naira or One COBOL(KOBO), baby you got me

I dont need an ORACLE to tell me u r my baby mama

with this love as ANTIVIRUS, our future together is SECURE.

You are the Final Desitination, no SQL(Sequel) needed.

Return myLove;

}

N.B. To run the program call the Class Love(Insert Your Name), Cute ladies only please....lmao

e.g. Love(I Don't Get It)