Tit for Tat

To INEC I doff my hat,
What used to be a cat race,
is now structured and Smart,
The new dawn in Nigeria warms my Heart.

My one vote, that's all I got,
but Jega made my widow's mite mean a lot,
We used to know our leaders before the election even starts
but now we the electorates determine that.

We were blindfolded, groping in the dark like bats,
Smelly and dirty  coz there was no water to bath,
(smh) A govt of people been managed by a cartel,
they drained us and on our sweat they fed fat.

Daddy I want this, honey just add it to the cart,
Even if you want the store,you know I can get you that,
The taxpayers money back home would settle dis part
You know my jumbo salary must still remain intact.

In their manifestos, all i hear is chit chat,
I would do this and definitely that,
but now election debates baptized them with fiery darts,
Either do as you promised or face our wrath.

Please wipe your paws on the doormat,
The rug is arabian, it costs a fortune at walmart
What About Us?, what are we getting at this political mart
Enough is Enough, we are tired of smelling your fart

Life in Series

I'm tired of all dis hide and seek GAMEs, I am LOST!. Sigh!, if I don't get a PRISON BREAK in d next 24hours, I might go SPARTACUS. I am DESPERATE, am nt a HOUSE wife tho, So who is going to be my HERO nd put on the SCRUBS.
I know I have some TRUE BLOODs, whr r my guys @?, I am tired of folks LIEing TO ME, HOW exactly did you MEET their MOTHER, was it by the TREE on d HILL, or should I jst check the VAMPIRE's DIARY for clues.

O.C. is that WEED?, or let me go by its ALIAS nd call it ganja, dont beg me o, I am telling GOSSIP GIRLS dt you are so high you chat with MERLIN at the MIST OF AVALON while you were checkin out GREY's ANATOMY, pervert lyk u

Dry abi...no be my fault, na global warming cause am...lol

xoxo, Idongesit dt's 4 u nd ur faffing