OLD SKOOL

Growing up, It was very common for the older people to say in our days things were like dis, were like dt and I rmbr alwayz replyin dem, "na una sabi, dis is 20th century and dis is ao we roll!...lol". But I never beleived I would say the same thing, Mehn!, things were better in our days o,and I am talkin abt a couple of years ago . Am I becomin Old skool?...Hell No! but things are changin at an astronomical rate.

Some ppl might be wonderin if dis dude is 75 or somtin, I am in my twenties and I cant believe how much things have changed in the past 10-15 yrs, I didnt notice much until recently I went thru d year book of my cousin, she is 16 and is leavin secondary sch. Boy u need 2 see all these small small children and their ambitions, u go fear fear.

Their average age is 16 the oldest is 17, some of d things dt caught my attention were hobbies, future ambitions, ur wildest imagination and Philosophy abt Life. One of dem said her hobby is Sex, wtf!, one of dem's wildest imagination is 3-some with Justin Bieber and Tyrese(she said He invented sex), another one's wildest imagination was bangin Usher @ d back of a car. When we were younger it wasnt dt easy to talk abt sex, u would have been a big boi 2 have had sex @ 16 let alone making it ur hobby. What most of us had then were memorable kisses and d lucky ones were boned!...(am I alone on dis?)

Their future ambitions was hilarious, most of dem wanted to be fashionistas, models, make up artistes, entertainers, fashion designers etc, there was no Engineer, one medical doctor and she wanted 2 model too, 2 Bankers and dt is all. Please answer this honestly, dem born u well mk u tell ur papa say u wan become make up artiste when u were younger?, Bt I was really impressed with some of them sha, they had so many plans, some of them were talkin abt clothin lines, one talked abt her perfume(twilight!...she has a name already) etc. At that age dt was amazing, I hope they can fulfil their dreams.

They all had very funny philosophies and u would wonder whr dey get ideas from. This one caught my fancy and I love it(tho av remixed it sha.)

Always stay near an AC....Be Kool

Look thru d window.....See d world

Watch your calender.....Be up 2 date

Listen 2 ur watch tik tak...Neva waste time

I think I have an idea where they get all dis from, it is from all those movies dey watch, U need 2 watch all dose Hollywood high school & college movies to understand what these 'shildren' are trying to copy. Bt me I dnt knw dt we r already into it dt mch. may God help us o

Also anoda twist in evrythin is 419, I knw fraud has been around for a wyl but Internet fraud came around in d early 2000s, even now yahoo yahoo is phasing out,with the emergence of Yahoo plus(+) and most recently Yahoo Final!(I hope dt's d final o), dose YY boiz fit mk hustlin guys like us carry gun. Have u seen dem spend money?, dayum even politicians sef go bow whr Yahoo boiz dey blow money. buh neva mind am grindin hard and Baba God would do my own soon(Legitimately tho!).

I'll end dis piece with DaGrin's song

A mo igabti Bukky wa ni pry 4

Ni 94, nigbati to si ma n wo pinafore

Gbogbo yen,Itan ma ni yen.

Bukky ti di omoge mo wa lowo.

Awon na ti jo sean Paul ni Club

HolySpirit removed her pant

wtf was dt!, the line used to be "it's the devil's work", suddenly it is now the holy spirit that told you to take meat from your momma's pot. Is everything evolving so fast that even the devil who used to take all the hard knocks is pushing the blame to the Holyspirit? I was really pissed when I saw the headline in one of this soft sell magazines, I didnt even get to read it coz I was so annoyed.

He claims to be a pastor/prophet or wateva, He rapes a young lady, He is apprehended and his alibi is "The Holy spirit removed her pants", can u imagine?, even if the holyspirit did remove her pants, was it the holyGhost that carried that your stick and stuck it in her pinyatta?, I wonder how some people think, and even more amazed at God's patience coz I sure knw wot I would do if someone is 'lieng on me like dt'....lol

But seriously, have we gotten so comfortable with God that we cant rmbr He is still d consuming fire, Baba ni Yen!, the Lion of the tribe of Judah...Twale!. Who dares play wit fire?, and who wants do pedicure for a Lion?, that is why I wonder why some ppl open their mouth and say trash about God. I really hope am nt going 2 blaspheme in the course of this coz am really not down with this christianity thingy no more.

It is appalling that every nook and cranny u find one church, worship centre or the other and yet we cant even adhere to what used to be simple morals. I remember seeing a 2-Story buildin around Oworo side with 6 different churches(Ask Monwuba Mike) and each of dem has their own sound system, blaring and causing noise pollution 2 d environ and no impact is felt.

There is hardly a day in a commercial bus that someone wont share the 'word of God'(tho some of dem rily need 2 work on their grammar!...lol) yet our pockets get picked even whilst our eyes are wide opened. You see men and women with megaphones and bells shouting that the kingdom of God is at hand, the same set of people would after a 'hard days work' drink to stupor on our tithes...SMH

There was this particular story I read a couple of years ago about a white garment prophet who was appraoched by an undergrad who needed special prayers to pass her exams, the prophet told her she was been disturbed by evil spirit and the solution is to crush the evil spirit in her with his kini. I naturally jst laffed at the folly of the girl who after the prophet has browsed her website still failed her exams. But after the prophet was arrested he claimed God told him to purge her with 'holy sex'.mehn I am fed!

I am taking it personal now, there is this church directly in front of my house, there is always a vigil everyday of the week, and I cant just help to wonder if these people have any other work than to disturb God. Kai!, they are there in day time too, with their Loudspeakers disturbin my precious 4 hours sleep. Always praying for prosperity and binding witches and wizards. I guess they are expectin magic or probably manna from heaven coz I know my own bible says God would bless the WORK of your hand. I wonder which work God would bless when u spend all day disturbin Him and me too(I wish dey could c dis)

I guess the summary of everything I am sayin is we really need to retrace our steps back to GOd and I mean the real God o, not the one who told you to check the breasts of your congregation for Cancer(pastor dey tap current...lol).

Welcome Back

It has been ages I came 2 dis zone...it is nt entirely my fault o ....av been very very busy ni....even bees r now beefin me sef...lol.

A whole lot of stuvs to write abt... no time 2 write.. It is very painful o...sometimes I 4get abt it entirely. Then I try 2 rmbr and I cnt.
nywayz I think am back 4 a wyl sha...

P.S. God has been gud o