Thursday, July 8, 2010

HolySpirit removed her pant

wtf was dt!, the line used to be "it's the devil's work", suddenly it is now the holy spirit that told you to take meat from your momma's pot. Is everything evolving so fast that even the devil who used to take all the hard knocks is pushing the blame to the Holyspirit? I was really pissed when I saw the headline in one of this soft sell magazines, I didnt even get to read it coz I was so annoyed.

He claims to be a pastor/prophet or wateva, He rapes a young lady, He is apprehended and his alibi is "The Holy spirit removed her pants", can u imagine?, even if the holyspirit did remove her pants, was it the holyGhost that carried that your stick and stuck it in her pinyatta?, I wonder how some people think, and even more amazed at God's patience coz I sure knw wot I would do if someone is 'lieng on me like dt'....lol

But seriously, have we gotten so comfortable with God that we cant rmbr He is still d consuming fire, Baba ni Yen!, the Lion of the tribe of Judah...Twale!. Who dares play wit fire?, and who wants do pedicure for a Lion?, that is why I wonder why some ppl open their mouth and say trash about God. I really hope am nt going 2 blaspheme in the course of this coz am really not down with this christianity thingy no more.

It is appalling that every nook and cranny u find one church, worship centre or the other and yet we cant even adhere to what used to be simple morals. I remember seeing a 2-Story buildin around Oworo side with 6 different churches(Ask Monwuba Mike) and each of dem has their own sound system, blaring and causing noise pollution 2 d environ and no impact is felt.

There is hardly a day in a commercial bus that someone wont share the 'word of God'(tho some of dem rily need 2 work on their grammar!...lol) yet our pockets get picked even whilst our eyes are wide opened. You see men and women with megaphones and bells shouting that the kingdom of God is at hand, the same set of people would after a 'hard days work' drink to stupor on our tithes...SMH

There was this particular story I read a couple of years ago about a white garment prophet who was appraoched by an undergrad who needed special prayers to pass her exams, the prophet told her she was been disturbed by evil spirit and the solution is to crush the evil spirit in her with his kini. I naturally jst laffed at the folly of the girl who after the prophet has browsed her website still failed her exams. But after the prophet was arrested he claimed God told him to purge her with 'holy sex'.mehn I am fed!

I am taking it personal now, there is this church directly in front of my house, there is always a vigil everyday of the week, and I cant just help to wonder if these people have any other work than to disturb God. Kai!, they are there in day time too, with their Loudspeakers disturbin my precious 4 hours sleep. Always praying for prosperity and binding witches and wizards. I guess they are expectin magic or probably manna from heaven coz I know my own bible says God would bless the WORK of your hand. I wonder which work God would bless when u spend all day disturbin Him and me too(I wish dey could c dis)

I guess the summary of everything I am sayin is we really need to retrace our steps back to GOd and I mean the real God o, not the one who told you to check the breasts of your congregation for Cancer(pastor dey tap current...lol).

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